I do not think, therefore I am not?

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

(Source: 0nthesea)

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

naeggi:

i’m lau ghing i found this in my dangan rips folder and. it looks like someone sending anon hate and running away idk why it just does

vocaroo:

and-exhaleee:

vocaroo:

me pulling a knife on my grandma

IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT

yes and she’s gonna need it

nyehridan-artpora:

lalulutres:

worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera

i do not think that is a squirrel

(Source: christian-lr)

fuckingniall:

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

(Source: cheerupsmelly)

(Source: namemefish)

(Source: fucking-forget)